Sunday, March 13, 2011

Spotted Dick For All!!



By Eclectic Prune

I know that Lynn is renowned for the diversity of it's ethnic food, but this is ridiculous. Just because St. Paddy's day is coming up doesn't mean the Shaw's on Market St. can sell this stuff. What message does this send to our young people? That prostitution is wrong and morally degrading to women, yet Spotted Dick and Treacle are readily available over the counter? I smell a new ordinance.

Lynn didn't get its reputation as the city of sin for nothing. There are least two prostitutes for every John on Union St. Now that they're going to dig it up, where will they all go? If the past is any indication, I think we can plan on them moving to the Ingall's school farm. The neighbors will not like this at all.

6 comments:

  1. Sounds like an itchy situation Prune.

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  2. What's next, drive through brothels?

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  3. Only in lynn these will not sell out. Produce is newly picked.

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  4. Stan, they got those in the Dominican. If a taxi driver asks you to go through the car wash, you'll know what they mean.

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  5. Just added a couple of links for you prurient types who might not know what spotted dick or treacle is. Warning: do not click unless you are over 18.

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  6. I wonder if Spotted Dick is a Kellogg's brand? We are getting Kellogg ads on our page at the moment. By the way Dr. Kellogg invented graham crackers and corn flakes as an antidote for masturbation. He did not want kids walking around with hairy palms. True Story.

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